Friday, April 17, 2009

U Know U Ghetto When....lol

Yo what up world tis ya nigga C.J. My nigga Heist been on facebook making "you know you ghetto when" type status'. And the shit kind of hilarious a lil bit.lol..check some of em out..blog about it. peace.

LADIES NOW U KNO U GHETTO WHEN U USE KOOLAID TO DYE YOUR HAIR,LMAO

U KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YOU USE SOCK FOR GLOVES IN THE WINTER,LMAO!!!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN GROWN AS HELL AND KNOW HOW TO JUMP ROPE DOUBLE DUTCH,LAMO!!!DAMN SHAME

YOU KNO U GHETTO WHEN U SCRAPE THE LAST OF THE DEORDERANT OUT WIT YO FINGER, AND WHIPE IT ON ,...LOL

YOU KNO U GHETTO WHEN U PUT WATER IN YOUR SHAMPOO TO MAKE IT LAST LONGER,LOL

YOU KNO U GHETTO WHEN U GROWN AS HELL WIT BABY POWDER ALL ON YO NECK AND CHEST IN PUBLIC,LOL

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YOU CANT DIAL THE NUMBAS ON THE PHONE, CUZ YO NAIL, TOO DAMN LONG, LOL

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U FEMALES WEARING THEM FLIP FLOPS WITH THE FLOWER ON THE TOE PART, A TANK TOP AND A PAIR OF CLASSIC K-SWISS ON...LOL

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN THE SCREWS ON THE TOILET SET ARE GONE, AND U HAVE TO SIT STILL THE WHOLE TIME, CUZ IT MIGHT SLIDE OFF,...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YO MICRO BRAIDS LOOK LIKE DRED LOCKS,... AND YOU THINK U CAN GET ANOTHA WEEK OUT OF THEM,...LMAO

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN THE BUTTONS ON YO TV ARE PUSHED IN AND U GOTTA USE A BUTTER KNIFE TO CHANGE THE CHANNELS...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNO U GHETTO WHEN U GOT A SCRUBBING BOARD THAT U WASH CLOTHES ON IN THE TUB,....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U GOT 1 DOOR KNOB ON ALL OF THE DOORS IN THE CRIB,...LOL

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YOUR MISSIN CABINET DOORS IN YO KITCHEN,LOL....

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U YO 39YR OLD UNCLE STAYS WIT YO GRADMA WIT HIS 9 KIDS, WIT NO CAR, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U GO TO THE REFRIGERATOR 10 TIMES IN 1 DAY, WISHING THE IMAGINARY FOOD FAIRY COME PUT SOMETHING IN IT...LMAO!!!

KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YO BAR OF SOAP LOOKS LIKE A TIC TAC AND U STILL USING IT,...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YO APARTMENT IS ABOVE A LIQUOR STORE OR ANY CORNER STORE,......LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U STEAL THE BIG ROLL OF TISSUE FROM YOUR LOCAL McDONALDS, ONCE A WEEK...LMAO

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN U MAKE KOO-LAID IN 1 GLASS FOR YO SELF INSTEAD OF MAKIN IT IN A PITCHER....LMAO!!!!

YOU KNOW U GHETTO WHEN YOU GROWN AS HELL STILL EATING PORK & BEANS AND HOT DOGS WIT SUGAR, LMAO!!!!!

YOU KNO U GHETTO WHEN YOU LIGHT TOOTH PICKS ON YO BIRTHDAY CAKE CUZ YALL OUT OF CANDLES,......LOL

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